Overheard at SLC

by Ashlee Hershey

Thursday November 29, 2007

Guy #1: Oh, he’s gay!
Guy #2: (singing) And there’s no way of knowing…
Guy #1: (singing)…I could find out for you!!!

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Chatty Girl on the phone: Get the fuck out of my dorm!

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Guy: (talking philosophy, girl interrupts him) Girl: Oh…wait…so we were talking about girls? Guy: Oh…(pause)…yeah…

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A group of girls: “If we were in Czechoslovakia, we’d be in the library smoking.”

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Girl offering lemonade: “I just drank from it, but it’s ok, I don’t have herpes right now.”

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Girl: I really think it will. I really…think it will. (Pause) I really think it will.
Guy: No—-(pause-unsure) I believe you.

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Girl #1: I bought my father a Sarah Lawrence sticker for his car.
Girl #2 &3: Awwww…how cute!
Girl #3: God, are we stuck here?

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