Sounding Board

by Helen Goodman '11

Tuesday February 19, 2008

Members of the SLC community sound off on issues related to campus life.

SPECIAL EDITION:
Anonymous Conference Week Drug Survey

“Adderall is absolutely the go-to drug for conference work. It won’t make your papers perfect, but it will make them done. That’s all anyone is really going for, anyway.”
– Male Sophomore in front of the library.

“I don’t actually take drugs this week. Most people don’t realize that if you start your conference work before conference week, you won’t require the aid of narcotics to help you finish.”
– Female Senior at the Pub.

“Blow. Why, do you have any?”
– Male Senior in the library, second floor.

“Telling you that would be retarded, because what I do is mostly illegal.”
– Male First Year at the Hill House holiday party.

“I drank vast quantities of alcohol. I don’t know if that actually helps with conference work. Maybe not?”
– Female Sophomore at the Black Squirrel.